| Sketch | Candy Slice |
| Eric Idle | ... | Justin |
| John Belushi | ... | Phil Malone |
| Jane Curtin | ... | backup singer |
| Tom Malone | ||
| Bill Murray | ... | Jerry Eldini |
| Laraine Newman | ... | backup singer |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Candy Slice |
| Elliott Randall | ||
| Paul Shaffer | ||
| Howard Shore | ... | keyboard player |
| Walter Williams | ... | engineer |