| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | The Oscars |
| Sketch | Confession |
| Sketch | The Seagull |
| Musical Performance | "Have You Seen Her?" |
| Sketch | The Forgotten Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes The Case of the Scarlet Membrane |
| Sketch | Party Night |
| Musical Performance | "Trying To Get To You" |
| Film | Mr. Bill Pays Taxes |
| Cold Opening | The Oscars |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter Live |
| John Belushi | ... | Yasser Arafat |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Vanessa Redgrave |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Anwar Sadat |
| Bill Murray | ... | presenter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | presenter |
| Sketch | Confession |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Earl Undergaard |
| Jane Curtin | ... | confessor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | confessor |
| Bill Murray | ... | priest |
| Sketch | The Seagull |
| Jane Curtin | ... | actress |
| Bill Murray | ... | actor |
| Laraine Newman | ... | assistant |
| Gilda Radner | ... | assistant |
| Joe Dicso | Voice | |
| Jim Downey | ... | Yakov |
| Nils Nichols | ... | servant |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Lee Kim /Tongsun Park imposter |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryRadio City Music Hall |
| Sketch | Nerds Music Lesson |
| Sketch | The Forgotten Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes The Case of the Scarlet Membrane |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dr. Watson |
| John Belushi | ... | constable |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Hudson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Inspector LeStrade |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Sarah Hammercrack |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dave Mable |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Q. |
| Garrett Morris | ... | blackamoor |
| Tom Davis | ... | officer |
| Jim Downey | ... | officer |
| Al Franken | ... | Rod M. |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | officer |
| Sketch | The Forgotten Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes The Case of the Scarlet Membrane |
| Michael Palin | ... | Orson Welles |
| Michael Palin | ... | Sherlock Holmes |
| Sketch | The Forgotten Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes The Case of the Scarlet Membrane |
| Terry Jones | ... | director Voice |
| Sketch | Nerds Music Lesson |
| Michael Palin | ... | Mr. Brighton#1 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner#2 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca#3 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner#3 |
| Cold Opening | The Oscars |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#21 Live |
| John Belushi | ... | Yasser Arafat |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Vanessa Redgrave |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Anwar Sadat#2 |
| Sketch | The Forgotten Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes The Case of the Scarlet Membrane |
| Cold Opening | The Oscars |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jimmy Carter#21 Live |
| John Belushi | ... | Yasser Arafat |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Vanessa Redgrave |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Anwar Sadat#2 |
| Bill Murray | ... | presenter |
| Laraine Newman | ... | presenter |
| Commercial |
| Marv Albert | Voice | |
| John Belushi | ||
| Tom Davis | ... | runner |
| Neil Levy | ... | runner |
| Sketch | Confession |
| Michael Palin | ... | Terence O'Neill |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Earl Undergaard |
| Jane Curtin | ... | confessor |
| Garrett Morris | ... | confessor |
| Bill Murray | ... | priest |
| Sketch | The Seagull |
| Michael Palin | ||
| Jane Curtin | ... | actress |
| Bill Murray | ... | actor |
| Laraine Newman | ... | assistant |
| Gilda Radner | ... | assistant |
| Joe Dicso | Voice | |
| Jim Downey | ... | Yakov |
| Nils Nichols | ... | servant |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | Lee Kim /Tongsun Park imposter |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryRadio City Music Hall |
| Sketch | Nerds Music Lesson |
| Michael Palin | ... | Mr. Brighton#1 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Enid Loopner#2 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Todd DiLaMuca#3 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lisa Loopner#3 |
| Sketch | The Forgotten Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes The Case of the Scarlet Membrane |
| Michael Palin | ... | Orson Welles |
| Michael Palin | ... | Sherlock Holmes |
| Terry Jones | ... | director Voice |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dr. Watson |
| John Belushi | ... | constable |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Mrs. Hudson |
| Bill Murray | ... | Inspector LeStrade |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Sarah Hammercrack |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Trying To Get To You" |
| Film | Mr. Bill Pays Taxes |
| Vance DeGeneres | ... | Mr. Hands |
| Walter Williams | ... | Mr. Bill Voice |
| Show |
| Michael Palin | ... | fop |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Dave Mable#1 |
| John Belushi | ... | Matt Q. |
| Garrett Morris | ... | blackamoor |
| Tom Davis | ... | officer |
| Jim Downey | ... | officer |
| Al Franken | ... | Rod M. |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | officer |
♬Peter Winslow - "Discordant Brass"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michael Palin | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Eugene Record | 2 | ||||
| Vance DeGeneres | 1 | ||||
| Marv Albert | 1 | 1 | |||
| Terry Jones | 1 | 1 | |||
| Walter Williams | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dan Aykroyd | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| John Belushi | 6 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | 1 | |||
| Bill Murray | 6 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 3 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 2 | ||||
| Willie Day | 2 | ||||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 2 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 5 | 5 | |||
| Alan P. Rubin | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| Alan Zweibel | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 5 | 5 | 9 |