| Show | Celebrity Battle of the Sexes & Races |
| O.J. Simpson | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Ronnie Gwynn /announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Phyllis George |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Leon Spinks#1 |
| Bill Murray | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sandy Duncan#2 |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | maid |
♬The Brothers Johnson - "Thunder Thumbs And Lightnin' Licks"