| Miscellaneous | Disclaimer |
| Cold Opening | A Former President Speaks To The Nation |
| Sketch | After Love |
| Musical Performance | "Only the Good Die Young" |
| Sketch | King |
| Sketch | Baggage Inspection |
| Film | The Voice |
| Show | Sermonette “Church of Confusion” |
| Sketch | Great Moments of War |
| Musical Performance | "Just the Way You Are" |
| Sketch | Endings |
| Cold Opening | A Former President Speaks To The Nation |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Only the Good Die Young" |
| Sketch | King |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | John F. Kennedy |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Martin Luther King Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Bobby Kennedy |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on coal mining | |
| Al Franken | ... | Ray Floyd /miner |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryMuhammad Ali | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Emily Litella |
| Garrett Morris |
| Sketch | Baggage Inspection |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | security guard |
| John Belushi | ... | traveler |
| Garrett Morris | ... | traveler |
| Bill Murray | ... | priest |
| Laraine Newman | ... | traveler |
| Anne Beatts | ... | traveler |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | traveler |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | traveler |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | traveler |
| Neil Levy | ... | traveler |
| Don Novello | ... | traveler |
| Karen Roston | ... | traveler |
| Tom Schiller | ... | traveler |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | traveler |
| Sketch | Great Moments of War |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | German soldier |
| John Belushi | ... | sergeant |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Washington |
| Bill Murray | ... | German soldier |
| Sketch | Endings |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rod Serling |
| John Belushi | ... | Truman Capote |
| Jane Curtin | ... | old woman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | archbishop of Canterbury |
| Bill Murray | ... | director |
| Laraine Newman | ... | old woman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | old woman |
| Show | Sermonette “Church of Confusion” |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Reverend Archbishop Maharishi O'Mulliganstein D.D.S. |
| Musical Performance | "Only the Good Die Young" |
| Musical Performance | "Just the Way You Are" |
| Cold Opening | A Former President Speaks To The Nation |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford#14 Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford#4 |
| Sketch | King |
| Cold Opening | A Former President Speaks To The Nation |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Gerald Ford#14 Live |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Betty Ford#4 |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
| Musical Performance | "Only the Good Die Young" |
| Sketch | King |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | John F. Kennedy |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Martin Luther King Jr. |
| Bill Murray | ... | Bobby Kennedy |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Dan Aykroyd says "It seems the good ones, they die young", a reference to Billy Joel's preceding performance.
| Weekend Update |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ||
| Chevy Chase | ||
| Laraine Newman |
Report on coal mining | |
| Al Franken | ... | Ray Floyd /miner |
| John Belushi |
Angry CommentaryMuhammad Ali | |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Emily Litella#24 |
| Garrett Morris |
| Sketch | Baggage Inspection |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Whitfield |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | security guard |
| John Belushi | ... | traveler |
| Garrett Morris | ... | traveler |
| Bill Murray | ... | priest |
| Laraine Newman | ... | traveler |
| Anne Beatts | ... | traveler |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | traveler |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | traveler |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | traveler |
| Neil Levy | ... | traveler |
| Don Novello | ... | traveler |
| Karen Roston | ... | traveler |
| Tom Schiller | ... | traveler |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | traveler |
| Andy Murphy | ... | priest |
| Show | Sermonette “Church of Confusion” |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Reverend Archbishop Maharishi O'Mulliganstein D.D.S. |
| Tom Schiller | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Great Moments of War |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Wolinski |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | German soldier |
| John Belushi | ... | sergeant |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Washington |
| Bill Murray | ... | German soldier |
♬Trevor Duncan - "Maniac Pursuit"
| Musical Performance | "Just the Way You Are" |
| Sketch | Endings |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark#6 |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rod Serling#2 |
| John Belushi | ... | Truman Capote#3 |
| Jane Curtin | ... | old woman |
| Garrett Morris | ... | archbishop of Canterbury |
| Bill Murray | ... | director |
| Laraine Newman | ... | old woman |
| Gilda Radner | ... | old woman |
♬"The Twilight Zone" Theme
♬"Jaws" Theme
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chevy Chase | 8 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Billy Joel | 2 | ||||
| Jacqueline Carlin | 1 | ||||
| Richie Cannata | 2 | ||||
| Liberty DeVitto | 2 | ||||
| Steve Khan | 2 | ||||
| Hugh McCracken | 2 | ||||
| Doug Stegmeyer | 2 | ||||
| Constance Abernathy | 1 | ||||
| Valri Bromfield | 1 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 6 | 2 | |||
| John Belushi | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 3 | 1 | |||
| Garrett Morris | 5 | 1 | |||
| Bill Murray | 4 | 1 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 5 | ||||
| Gilda Radner | 3 | 1 | |||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Bob Cranshaw | 1 | ||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lew Del Gatto | 1 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 1 | ||||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 1 | ||||
| Howard Johnson | 2 | ||||
| Bert Jones | 1 | ||||
| Steve Jordan | 2 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 1 | ||||
| Neil Levy | 1 | ||||
| Tom Malone | 1 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 4 | 4 | |||
| Karen Roston | 1 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 2 | ||||
| Tom Schiller | 2 | 1 | |||
| Paul Shaffer | 1 | ||||
| Howard Shore | 1 | ||||
| Rosie Shuster | 1 | ||||
| Al Siegal | 1 | ||||
| Mauricio Smith | 2 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| 86 | 2 | 7 | 6 |
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