| Sketch | Planet of the Men vs Planet of the Women |
| Hugh Hefner | ... | Captain Macho |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Corporal Hardin |
| John Belushi | ... | Lieutenant Testerone |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Captain Estrogena |
| Garrett Morris | ... | corporal |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Lieutenant Areola |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Corporal Fellopia |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |