| Cold Opening | The Trial Of Lee Harry Oswald |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | reporter |
| John Belushi | ... | pie thrower |
| Jim Downey | ... | reporter |
| Al Franken | ... | reporter |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guard |
| Neil Levy | ... | reporter |
| Andy Murphy | ... | deputy |
| Bill Murray | ... | Lee Harry Oswald Live |
| Tom Schiller | ... | reporter |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | reporter |