| Show | Highway Patrol |
| Broderick Crawford | ... | Captain Matthews |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | officer |
| John Belushi | ... | Father Roy |
| John Belushi | ... | Jack Kerouac |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Siamese twin |
| Tom Davis | ... | officer Voice |
| Garrett Morris | ... | officer |
| Bill Murray | ... | Father Tim |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Siamese twin |
| Neil Levy | ... | officer |