| Sketch | Amy |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Rob |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Ms. Branchette |
| Garrett Morris | ... | student |
| Bill Murray | ... | Ernie |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Amy Carter |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Heather Furman |
| Tom Schiller | ... | student |
| Anne Beatts | ... | student |
| Marilyn Suzanne Miller | ... | student |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | student |