| Sketch | Little Old Ladies Of The Night |
| Ruth Gordon | ... | old lady |
| Ricky Jay | ... | patron |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Joe Palentine |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Snow |
| Bill Murray | ... | officer |
| Laraine Newman | ... | hooker |
| Gilda Radner | ... | hooker |
| Neil Levy | ... | patron |
| Karen Roston | ... | waitress |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | patron |