| Sketch | Utah Prison “Kill All The Whities” |
| Peter Cook | ... | Mr. Maury |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Boyd Norman |
| John Belushi | ... | Steve Bushakis#1 |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Clyde Sankue |
| George Coe | ... | warden |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Gary Johnson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Ms. Thompson |
| Neil Levy | ... | guard |
| Tom Schiller | ... | guard |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | pianist |